Here on Shepherd News, stay tuned for everything ewe ever wanted to realise about our wooly friends! We are the high baa of society! Together we raise the baaaarn. So, stay tuned in this social lamb-baa-genie, 'cause we got open pens and fields of clover. So roll in, call in, give me a bell, ring ring, the switchboard is all lit up.
Caller One:
Baa Blah
Wonderful! Ewe in state?
Baa Blah
Yeah, yeppers, blue skies my friends. All blue skies. Fun fair is a go, great traditions, huh?
Baa Blah
Well, if you can jump the fences you win a prize, you in, y'in?
Baa Blah
A prize ewe I hear.
Baa baa Blastic!
Ha ha ha! Well, that's all before our first informercial of the day. Stay tuned to Shepherd News, First a song, though, "She," Pulley.
"Well," said Arc, "You do realise that shepherds use 'crooks' to get the job done, right? Protecting the sheep takes more than 'Little Bo Peep.'"