Here at the Simmering Citizen's Movement, we have breaking news!! Apparently, according to our witness, the global elitists could possibly be planning to depopulate the world, but, they only want the vaccinated sheeple! So, to beat the bastards get your vaccine now! Get your kids vaccinated! Then we win, ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! And they thought we wouldn't figure that out!!!! Bob's cousin Flora swear's it's true, never heard so many four letter words so close together!!!! Anyway, one love, you heard it here first, spread the word.
Legal Disclaimer: The Shiverin Citizen's Movement aims to respond to all questions in one business day or more. Take it one day at a time, eh?
The Saver-In Citizen Movement Needs You! We are, and don't laugh now because this is serious stuff, being attacked by a witch. A witch of wit. We aren't sure which witch yet, what we are sure of is that it is witchcraft. We aren't sure which craft, but we need a clean sweep here guys and gals. Remember that they float on water the same as a duck and are famous for their high water content and lack of salt. We thank you for your serve ice, your sir vies, your sir eyes? Gosh, sorry, brain fart, ha! Well, again, many thanks good people of the world! Be on your garden! Opps, Guard! Autocorrect is at it again!
IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH FOR MEMBERS OF THE SOVEREIGN CITIZEN MOVEMENT, FAO ALL REAL MEMBERS ONLY. TOP SECRET.
RUMOURS THAT WE HAVE BEEN INFILTRATED BY FOREIGN NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL AGENTS IN ORDER TO DESTABILISE WESTERN DEMOCRACY ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUE.
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The biggest single driving force of the Sovereign SillyZen (SS) Movement is our commitment to the freedom of speech and to express your ideas without fear. As such we encourage you to send us both support and critical thinking points for us to consider. For example, in what way are we wrong? In what way are we paranoid? As usual, you can reach us at Waawaawaah.com or drop your comments into the boxes we have placed at every supermarket globally (cunningly disguised as rubbish bins, hah! We so clever). Anyway, this is the only official and public face of the SS movement, accept no substitution, this is the real thing! The key thing is, if they have no public photo or face, if they hide their name, they are fake news!!!! This is real. Stay with us at the SS Enterprise, opps, I mean the SS Movement, not bowel movement, no, that would be gross!! Love, hugs!
Hello, we are the Sovereign Citizen Movement. We are here to prove that even alphas can be scared of little pricks. If you have half a GCSE and would enjoy the challenge of running a complex modern society, please send your CV to: WaaWaaWaah.com and await whilst sitting in a tin foil hat for our response.
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