No amount of expensive equipment can make up for the lack of plot. The movie starts like a tortoise and ends like road kill. Each actor stands around delivering their lines with less feeling than a kindergarten play. The special effects are really "special" and if they guy behind me coughs into my neck one more time I'm gonna give these fine folks the show they paid for. Shouldn't there be at least one good murder in a picture? At least a bloody nose, right? It's all I can do to exhale in short puffs and keep my meat hooks on the semi-bald armrests.
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