toilet paper - quotes and descriptions to inspire creative writing

God: "If your shitty ass is the end-fate of my trees, then the fate of the trees will be your shitty fatal end."

Maybe the leaves that fall and the twigs could become the toilet paper of tomorrow, thus removing the material that could otherwise combust to form forest fires.

We started a new brand for paper products that were made from sweeping the forests, thus it funded the prevention of forest fires.

The use of toilet paper instead of water is an industrialised world anomaly we should revisit as a notion; could there be any greater distain for forests than using trees in this way?

We've been wiping our asses with nature for long enough, we need a real upgrade to sustainable living.

Let's make our toilet paper from what falls in the forest and not the forest herself.

The moment Gloria realised she was wiping her ass chemical softened trees each day, she got to thinking of alternatives for this most basic sanitary need.

God: "If you could not be wiping your asses with my trees, that would be great."