shit - quotes and descriptions to inspire creative writing

"Fish for lunch? As if! That's the most polluted garbage on the planet, you might as well put shit in your mouth and chew."

Shit. Did I fuck up? Nah. I did it right. I know that because I was loving and kind. Either we fit or we don't. It's great being appreciated. I love compliments. But who needs negativity? Constructive advice, sure, but respectful constructive advice. Nobody has time for shit-flingers. I don't, that's for sure.

I keep my life clean of shit. I have a sweet and fragrant house. So, by all means I'll help you with yours as far as I am able.