"Ha! The paranormal is normal around here. This is a school of super-naturals. The parallel realities speak through our art because we are plugged into the love-nexus. How much do you know about that?"
"Only fools are scared of spirits. In this place we are the paranormal exchange, a sort of telephone exchange for those who wish to talk to the living. But we weed out those of ill-intent, revenge is for idiots. They need to let it go and move on. What we do here is speak with the spirits that wish to love and guide humanity into better ways of living. So, first thing is first, newbie. Learn about the love-nexus, then we'll have you in neuro-linguistics programming classes and the art of speaking in metaphors and visual puns... then we'll get you on the ground floor. All good, right. Best of luck. Toodles."
Paranormal experiences are what happens when the soul reaches into the soul-ether we are all born from. What comes back is everything, the divine and the evil. So, here, at our school, we learn how to filter out the evil and tune into what is good. So, it is "angel school" I guess, but we all start out as zombie monsters, that's the way it is. Welcome. Welcome. Glad you accepted our invitation.