intervention - quotes and descriptions to inspire creative writing

The politics of intergalactic interventions is so wild that we do it all at a distance to best preserve creation. Even then we don't until an apocalyptic threat is observed and a request for assistance received. We got both from Earth. The problem is, you guys are so violent and nasty to your messengers. They end up dead pretty fast. Scary. Anyway, we hope you are now ready to avoid certain death via killing your planet, would be a good idea to save it? Yes?

The comm system of the galaxy is telepathy. Nobody flies around in spaceships fixing stuff because we aren't allowed to do interventions anyway. We tried it. Didn't work. So, we send the information this way. Hope you got it okay.