Grump-o-meter - quotes and descriptions to inspire creative writing

I am grumpy, I am. I've had a tough day and the grump monster has bitten his way through the bars. My grump-o-meter is off the chain. Sorry. My love-o-meter is however exactly the same as when I'm at my best. So please... space is all I need... I promise that I still love you, I do.

My grump-o-meter is my grump-o-meter, it's not my love-o-meter... there are times we need to let negative emotions evaporate. We let the sun come, we feel the gentle heat of the rays... and the grump gives way to the hugger, the comedian, the loving soul. So, when you see this grumpy face, remember that the love-o-meter is still on maximum for you, okay kiddo?