The lore of gravity needs a tweak, we lexicables will get right on it. You'll be feeling lighter soon and able to jump higher, leap tall buildings with the greatest of ease. Wordsmiths can do anything, the secret is... well... the secret is... I can't say, but we'll keep you in the loop.
Relexicables are real. They can use the lexicon to rewire and heal the brain as if they are laying fine optic cables for high speed internet in the brain. It's an upgrade if you accept it. Are you up for it? Because we are able, k? And, in case you are wondering, we won't own the down load or leave you loaded, low dead, or down with a frown. We defy the lores of gravity all day, every day, hip hip hooray!
If you are relexicable, the team tweaking the lore of gravity is highering.