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Fish Shop News is already to swim!

My Dear Fry Ends,

Ha, get it, that's our in thing. Fry Ends. Ha. I love it. How we made that our in joke is quite a tale... a fish tale! ...What, ah, we have a song coming up for all you good folks on the road again, lots more fun til the finish line... Yeah, so news flash, just reeling about this one, at the casino there is a game-bullying boss in the pit. Wow. Ha. Well, back to Fish Shop News, stay on shore today, there's a storm front coming in... and now just in from the Newsboys, their new song, "God's Not Dead," I guess he untied it! The knot! Ha! Sorry, my puns, man, my puns.... But ya' know what they say, batter to fry than not at all....

Another high five on the Wifi, a new sing song to all the fish in the broad river, the fish in the great seas, the fish in the lake, you all swimmin' so well. Appreciate y'all. This is the Fish Shop News at the pub, another round please! Ha, that's right, we gettin' the beers. This is on us. Our treat. So quench it while we scratch all the right spots. Grace on mic for now, later we'll have a co-mic, new speaker booked, that's right. They all about fins to the salt water, churnin' the sea, cooling the atmosphere, right on. That's later, this is now. Moving on. Number one of our agenda today, the new school is up and operational. We have some epic new swimmers, so much talent that they'll be streaming right passed us before we can say "you can wrap my chips with a bit of ketchup."

Okay, who is the wise guy and why is there a fish stick on the wall? Who knew they'd be stickers anyway... huh... brain whirring... yeah, new game guys, I invented it, remember that now... throw the fish sticks and see what sticks, points lead to big prizes!