feeling uninspired - quotes and descriptions to inspire creative writing

The art on the wall is too incomprehensible. Perhaps I'm a simpleton but all I see is the obvious, no deep hidden meanings and it isn't my idea of beauty. I need a picture that is fields and a cow, something that has meaning. I can't get excited about cubes and geometry. If the picture takes brain power to figure out I can't be bothered. Art should be pretty, end of story.

The art on the wall fills me with a big "so what." So they slapped some paint on canvas, big wow. My dog could have done better with his tail dipped in the can. I don't know what all these other people see, they look at it like there's genius there but there isn't. It's just paint and sacking. If I was any more underwhelmed I'd yawn right now, but I was raised better. So I'll smile politely until I get out of here, then I'm off for a beer. That's art isn't it? It is to me. If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, why not art?