damage deposit - quotes and descriptions to inspire creative writing

So, you have a money-nexus. That's a dumb choice, but okay. God want's to know where to send the invoice for the rent of Earth and who to sue for all the suffering and pollution? Where was your damage deposit stored again? You aren't squatters are you?! Only family stay for free and those are love-nexus bonds. So... the invoice... who is picking up this tab? Looks like you had quite the drunken party... is that who was in charge? Some party leader?