car insurance - quotes and descriptions to inspire creative writing

The car insurance salesman's mask grinned while his soul was D.O.A. He had coveted the fine print so long that he no longer recognised fine emotions and believed them as real as unicorns.

Everyone thinks car insurance is a sensible expense and self care isn't. If I ride a bike and get a monthly massage I take care of myself and the environment and spend way less. It's car vs care.

"Yes, we have an 'Earth Insurance' policy, it is somewhat as useful as a car insurance policy that only pays out when your entire family and everyone you love is dead."

To drive I must pay car insurance, yet the act of driving guarantees that I will be both polluting the environment and failing to get exercise on my journey. Owning the care ensures that I choose a car over public transit. The car locks me into road tax, depreciation and maintenance payments. The earth pays and I pay too.

I pay car insurance when I could ride a bike for free and have a cardiovascular system as good as someone ten years younger. It's like I'm paying to die sooner and pollute while I do it. And, apparently, I love my kids...

Car insurance, car maintenance, car pollution vs walking, bike riding and public transit.