basic planetary care - quotes and descriptions to inspire creative writing

Dude, your planet is in sick bay and your leaders act as if caring for it is optional "if we can afford it." Dude! What does that even mean? What is money? You realise that the entire money-nexus is fictional, right? Money is not part of ecology or the planet's health system? So? What are you all waiting for? Sack up, man up, woman up! Get your planet off the hospital ward, and be guardians! Earth is your "ward," your "charge," your God given responsibility. She is your home, your den. The "ward of the den" the "warden" is nothing at all to do with prison! Guard your planet from vices, that's the advice we can add. Relearn real virtue, yes! That is our signal! A virtue signal! Can you add this up or do you still think you need a calculator?

Alien invasion? Paranoid much? We evolved on our own planets and are doing well here, thanks very much. Have you any idea the work involved in invading and governing some other world? These are the broken warped fantasies of folks who've never been asked to lead or do something so complex! We haven't broken our ecology, we live within our biological "bank account." Seriously, time to sort out that mess and be self sufficient. Space isn't empty, idiots. You are in quarantine, an intergalactic "lockdown," until you learn how to do basic planetary care. Additionally, we read your alien invasion "fears" via the neural mirror principle, it is also a desire to take over and invade other worlds, to act as the barbarian. No thanks! You are fortunate we take an interest in providing assistance from afar. Some of you are worth it.